Metal Pussy Wagon

Maybe the Tech Priest is overcompensating for something

Category:
transport/conveyance
Description:

A civilian vehicle juryrigged to be a armoured personnel carrier.

Its most impressive feature is how many guns can be strapped to it

The “Headlights”: 2 Multilasers mounted on the front

Broadside Battery: 3 Multilasers mounted on one side of the bus

The Turret: 1 Autocannon platform at the top of the vehicle

Constantly modified, the APC’s combat effectiveness has increased over time, and currently it is estimated to be similar to that of an Imperial Guard Chimera.

Note – in its earlier iterations, the Broadside Battery’s weight so distorted the carrier’s centre of gravity that 2 Servitors had to stand on the opposite side to counteract it.

Bio:

The team’s 1st mission was to capture a base on a deathworld. As they flew in, their aircraft was shot down by an enemy anti-aircraft base controlled by human secessionists. Seeing they may soon need reinforcements…and definitely an extraction, the motley crew raided the traitors and looted:

- A simple transport vehicle
- The quad autocannon anti-anything artillery

Although the team’s Techpriest, Krauser, wanted to destroy the quad gun at first, the squad saw the merit in using the vehicle to carry away the artillery. While the team camped for the night near the wreckage of its shot-down Valkyrie, Krauser, with his Servo Arm and Servitors, used its remains…and got to work.

The twisted lovechild of the looted vehicle, the looted artillery, and the salvaged aircraft in a ménage a trois gave birth to this mechanical monstrosity known as… the METAL PUSSY WAGON.

Mpw

Metal Pussy Wagon

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