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List of famous lines:

Ganamede (to Laharas): Do you know what the meaning of “sarcasm” is?
Sgt. Laharas: Baby, do you know what the meaning of “desperation” is?

Secutor Krauser (speaks from a window port while a space battle rages outside): From henceforth I shall wield las weaponry as my prime choice.
Duracell, Master of the Battery: Hold a gun? Secutor (charges up his tesla coil), we don’t wield the gun… WE ARE THE GUN! (Battery Cannon discharges) I just jizzed myself and shot down another Ork ship.
Secutor Krauser: Ommissiah be praised.

Ganamede: This field of bodies, not a head intact, you know why? Cuz, when I get it on, I make heads explode. And when heads explode, I get it on. You see the pattern?
Astropath: No, madam, you wouldn’t want to kill me. I have the second worse job of all psykers. I am but a living mail box for those spam messages. You know what I had to send this morning? Some drunk asshole shoves his junk in my face and says “hey man, send this to my buddy on the other side of the sector” Right after that, some lady wants to send a picture of her pussy, turns out to be her cat. You want some dude’s dick in your face all day, or staring at cats, fry me.

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